Like y'know... whatever

So, my big sister chatted to me online a couple days ago. We were having a pleasant, real conversation which I found great... and then she had to bring up what I was wearing...

So, yes I opened the box and yes it contained the lingerie and yes I've had to wear one of those garments everyday.

So that day I had on the white satin and lace chemise. After she had her giggle... which by the way feels like a punch to the stomach. She so "innocently" asked me what I liked about it. Which is the equivalent of asking what was your favorite part of your root canal. When I said the one thing that I thought was best, that wasn't good enough. She continued to ask directed and biased questions until there were a few things that ended up being in the "like pile." She then said that there's a blog post right there... and she managed to snag me into one of her traps again. Ugh!!

So here is the stupid list of things I "like" about my white satin and lace chemise:
  • The satin is white and the lace accents are black so it looks like a very beautiful garment on its own.
  • Besides the pj set, this item provides the most coverage to my body.
  • The feel of the satin against my skin.
  • The way it slides against me as I move.
  • It shows off my legs nicely.
I think it should be obvious which "like" is actually mine.

She also demanded that I show three potential poses that I should do in this garment. And you guessed it, she had the examples all loaded and ready. I got no say or input at all. So, I don't know we'll call them poses 1, 2, and 3 respectively.

In no way have I agreed to take a photo in the winning pose and I promise you I will fight tooth and nail on this. I'll let my sis have her day in the sun by letting you vote, but she can't just take and take and take. So vote for one of these poses, OR vote for the happy 4th option which is to stand with me and tell my sis that I shouldn't have to take photos I don't want to.


  1. Anonymous said...:

    I'd like to see a picture in each pose but if I have to choose just one, the first one.

  1. Nicci Sweetie said...:

    You know I think your sis is right... That deserves a nice photosession (the 3 poses) and to expand it into a composition about what you like of being taken pics in it...

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I'd make you take all three if I could... just because you are being a ungrateful little brat towards your sister. She is far to kind to you, and truth to tell, you don't deserve that kindness... I'd start singing her praises, if you know what's good for you! - M.

  1. Well, I'll happily side with you on the 4th option. But, if push came to shove, I'd go with pose #3, because it shields your private areas the best - and the teasing look is often better than just flaunting yourself like a slut. See, you're lucky - it's warm and sunny here, so I'm feeling nice and considerate today!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Cocktease! We want to see all three!

  1. galatea_inlace said...:

    I would like to second Glenda's vote. Quite frankly, I think it mean spirited to blind side you in this manner. I think you missed an opportunity by not giving that evil box of lacy and lascivious lingerie to a thrift store and claiming ignorance. There were many opportunities to eliminate the evidence, but now you are stuck. I think you should fire back with both guns blazing and refuse to take any photo unless she agrees to pose with you, in like manner, in whatever pose winds up winning. Seems only fair to me.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    all of them, please :P

  1. ericacd69 said...:

    you look adorable in all three!!!

  1. Jacqui said...:

    Choice #4 is my first pic, but if you cannot tell your sis to stick it I vote for pose #3.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Someone must be shy!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Such a shy little slut...

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