Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Wishy Washy

Well... "thanks" so much for all your "helpful" comments requested by my Big Sister. She says I have to post ten of them as my wishlist. If she's telling me to do it, and it's composed by your comments... how is it mine?? I went ahead and assumed that comments with multiple parts should be broken out into different wishes. At least give me that. Not that it really helps... Anyways, here's my "list"
  1. I wish that my Big Sis would let me be a he again.
  2.  I wish Santa would give me a new wardrobe.
  3. I wish to be a famous rock or pop star, having lots of young men drooling after me.
  4. I wish I could ask Santa for a spanking.
  5. I wish Santa would give me more sexy slutty female cloths to dress up in to better practice the oral and anal arts.
  6.  I wish for bigger boobs so I can give tit jobs.
  7. I wish for more training in the oral and anal arts to better pleasure a male suitor.
  8. I wish for a handsome male suitor.
  9. I wish I could show you pictures of the men I want and explain why I want them so badly.
  10. I wish that I could finally admit that I like men.

Twas the Night Before Chrissy - Part Three



Twas the Night Before Chrissy - Part Two

Colline earned this verse for the group with her comment on verse one! Want to make Chrissy take another photo? Show your appreciation! Five is the goal...

Twas the Night before Chrissy... Part One

You Say You Want a Resolution...

Well, Happy New Year...

Bah... if you ask me, what's so happy about it? I mean, this year started just like the last one left off... it's like they just flowed from one to the other and nothing's really all that different. It certainly isn't between me and my Big Sister.

The year wasn't even 2% old when she informed me of her latest scheme. She had me do one thing and then totally turned it around into something else. I was trying to start the year on the right foot, try and get on her good side, but I guess she doesn't really care. The result of her stupid little trick is that I now have five resolutions for the year... and that I had to tell all of you what they were. Like you even care. I'm sure you're all too busy with your own lives and resolutions to be concerned about these ones of mine that I have no desire to fulfill or even attempt to complete.

  1. Smell more feminine
  2. Less body hair
  3. Speak a little higher and with less forcefulness
  4. Focus more on weight loss than muscle tone
  5. Smoother body, especially hands and feet
Even if I wanted to complete any of these, and believe me I say I have no desire to, I wouldn't even know where to start. I don't think anyone would. I think instead of looking at where she could push me next, I think she could just as easily be happy and content with what she's done already. I mean, surely seeing how far I've come should satisfy anyone's blood lust.

*sigh* I mean this is how I looked to close 2010 and ring in 2011. At some point, enough is enough, yes?

Christmas 2010 A


Christmas 2010 B


Christmas 2010 C

A Chrissy Christmas

Hey Gang!

So, yes my big sister made me do some holiday poses. I took them and sent them to her for approval... (I'm sure she'll approve them, they are that horrible. But, I figure it was a good stall tactic! And it worked!) but she hasn't said either way. But, the good news is I sneaked in some better poses. Well, ok they aren't exactly manly poses, but I was working with what she made me wear. I know this sounds odd, but compared to what she made me do, I'm actually so much happier I get to post these poses instead. Hmmm... maybe my tactic didn't work. What do you think??

Christmas 09 pose 1 Christmas 09 pose 2

Well, either way I just want to say thanks to those who subscribed and those who comment! Despite which side your on, I know it takes effort to put in a comment or subscribe and participate, so thanks.

And I truly wish everyone has a safe, happy and magical holiday!
 
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