Vicky or Freddy??

So I don't usually respond to comments from my blog, but the question asked kind of fit with what was happening in my little town.

Commenter Jake asked if I was a Victoria Secret or a Fredrick's of Hollywood girl. Well, first off Jake I'm not a girl. Second of all, I am a Canadian and so neither Victoria Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood exist in my city... until two weeks ago. My fair city was picked to be the first one in Canada to have a brick and mortar Victoria Secret store. Here's a pick from the opening:

I guess it was kind of a big deal. No word on when Fredrick's will be invading the Great White North. So, you're probably all thinking I'm now firmly in the Secret camp, right??

HA!

A brick and mortar store doesn't change anything for me. I only get girlie stuff because My Big Sis forces me to. That usually involves her sending me a link to an online store, and that's fine by me. I wouldn't be caught dead in a lingerie store. I can barely stomach walking through the ladies section of a department store!

Plus, Canada has its own lingerie store (with online shopping): La Senza. La Senza is now owned by the same company that owns other brands, like Victoria Secret and Bed, Bath & Beyond, but it originated in Canada. So, question answered

Though, this all raises a question I have. How did my Big Sis know any of this?? She must have known something... how else to explain the outfit and poses she made she do?!!?

These have clearly been doctored...

Just like the Britney Spears cover of Cosmopolitan that's clearly been manipulated:

This photo that I'm being forced to post is obviously not really me. My face was airbrushed on. I would never ever let myself be posed in such a lewd manner.

Let's just move on. I don't want to talk about it, so I don't expect there to be any comments.