So when I came home today there was this evil brown box delivered to me. It seemed just like every other brown cardboard box put through the rigors of the postal system... but this one is much more sinister.
There is no special marking on it. The company name isn't emblazoned on it like other boxes, but this had an evil 3 word company describing where this package originated from.
I didn't have to open it. I knew what was inside and so do you. We've discussed the contents already on here. And now it sits on my table, isolated and unopened. I don't want it infecting other parts of my apartment.
Once that parcel is open, if my sister gets her way, those will be the items I wear consistently at home for the foreseeable future...
Does anyone have any ideas on how to get out of this?? If you're on my sister's side what do you think I should wear first?
You should hide the box and tell a convincing story about how it got lost.
Personally, I am always getting that kind of box, sometimes with interesting stuff, sometimes with not so interesting. Pull a quick switch, shipping boxes like that are easily come by, and labels can be faked.
Once a box like that is opened, it can rarely be closed again, so the title of your blog entry is appropriate. It represents the slope of a very slippery slide. Bury it someplace deep, or back to the previous idea of faking, get yourself a box and fill it full of male underwear.
The main problem is, you have already let the world know about it, and if you cannot delete this entry, you are pretty much up a tree without a hammock. Sorry, I think you are in deep, deep trouble and better resign yourself to a future of satin and lace nightmares.
You could plead insanity and burn it now, better yet donate it to a local charity's thrift store, explaining that guilt drove you to do it.